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Tech Says…

Posted on: May 20, 2009


The journey for a thousand miles begins with a click!

You can’t teach an old mouse new clicks!

On the keyboard of life, always leave a finger on the escape key!

When in doubt, switch the computer off and grab a beer!

Do not throw your files outside the ‘windows’!

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2!

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding!

Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue …

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

I hit the CTRL key but I’m still not in control!

Programmer – A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

more quotes coming soon..! 😉

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2 Responses to "Tech Says…"

My favourite:
“Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.”
I never comment my code as well as I should.

I’ve just been looking through some of your blog posts. Great stuff. I especially like some of the humour that is mixed throughout.

Hi Dustin,

Thanks for your comment! As a matter of fact, I never document my code either! lol…am glad you like my posts!

– Millie

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