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Archive for May 2009

The journey for a thousand miles begins with a click!

You can’t teach an old mouse new clicks!

On the keyboard of life, always leave a finger on the escape key!

When in doubt, switch the computer off and grab a beer!

Do not throw your files outside the ‘windows’!

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2!

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding!

Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue …

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

I hit the CTRL key but I’m still not in control!

Programmer – A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

more quotes coming soon..! 😉

21 Suggestions for Success

I didn’t think up these suggestions. I wish I had but I didn’t. They are really very good, and I think that everyone could benefit by them. Enjoy them 

1) Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90 of your happiness or misery
2) Work at something you enjoy and that’s worthy of your time and talent
3) Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully
4) Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know
5) Be forgiving of yourself and others
6) Be generous
7) Have a grateful heart
8) Persistence, persistence, persistence
9) Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary
10) Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated
11) Commit yourself to constant improvement
12) Commit yourself to quality
13) Understand that happiness is not based on possessions, power, or prestige, but on relationships with people you love and respect
14) Be loyal
15) Be honest
16) Be a self-starter
17) Be decisive even if it means you’ll sometimes be wrong
18) Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life
19) Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did
20) Take good care of those you love
21) Don’t do anything that wouldn’t make your mom proud
With Best Regards,

It’s very easy to get your machine’s IP information. Open the command prompt and type in:

C:\> ipconfig/all

Press the Enter key and voila!!!


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