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One Liners – interesting but funny!

Posted on: February 9, 2009


1. Life is wonderful. Without it we’d all be dead.

2. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

3. I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!

4. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

5. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

6. He who laughs last thinks slowest!

7. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

8. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

9. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

10. Error, no keyboard – press F1 to continue.

11. There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

12. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

13. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

14. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

15. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

16. Don’t take life too seriously, you ain’t getting out alive anyway.

17. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

18. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

19. When there’s a will, I want to be in it.

20. Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

21. Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.

22. To define recursion, we must first define recursion.

23. Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.

24. Home is where you hang your @

25. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

26. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

27. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.

28. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

29. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

30. The geek shall inherit the earth.

31. A chat has nine lives.

32. Don’t byte off more than you can view.

33. Fax is stranger than fiction.

34. What boots up must come down.

35. There’s no place like http://www.home.com

36. Know what to expect before you connect.

37. Speed thrills.

38. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.

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open to comments, if you have any nice ones..let us know! 😉

– Millie

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